Queen Elizabeth I

Elizabeth I

When your daddy has your mommy’s head chopped off, keeps you imprisoned for the majority of your childhood, then dies and leaves you a completely bankrupt kingdom, what do you do? Elizabeth kicked buttocks, until her death in 1602 when she had made England the wealthiest kingdom on the planet.

That stolen Spanish gold that Sir Francis was raking in for her didn’t hurt. PS the Spanish stole it in the first place from Incas.

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